wifemoji:

kinda pissed off that sanrio made hello kitty vibrators but they won’t make a hello kitty bong

look at this shit. not even five apples tall.

tomcriuse:

I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

squirrel-wisperer:

internetwes:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

what’s the worst month? there’s only ten options so i skipped october cause we all know she’s too good for us and december cause yes we’re all tired of christmas but let’s give someone else a shot at worstie <3

january

february

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may

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august

september

november

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systemshocker:

just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy

catgirl-kaiju:

tropicalscream:

finger-licking good

and its ontological opposite:

toe-sucking evil

Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat

partingglances1986:

elekid:

Hey Listen …

greelin:

greelin:

if you fall asleep the second your head hits the pillow regularly keep that shit to YOURSELF. do you want a MEDAL or something‼️‼️‼️ pipe down

“well my body works and i have my life together” that’sso cool. Hope the ceiling fan falls on you

okruee:

this is so periodtrackerappcore of them

bakwaaas:

what do you consider walkable distance?

under 5 mins

5 - 10 mins

10 - 15 mins

15 - 20 mins

20 - 30 mins

30 - 45 mins

45 mins - 1 hour

over 1 hour

nothing I never walk

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jihaad:

the key to being a hater and not have it be corrosive to your spirit is that you gotta balance it out by openly loving things too. trashing shit is only respectable if you’re also capable of joy and not just oozing negativity 24/7. also when you’re being positive you’re not allowed to do it with ironic detachment. all sincerity all the time babey